Never again
©
  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

Four Word Love Story, DeviantArt, 2014

Artist Unknown

lovely kitty pen from minikuma | use “simpatie” for 10% off all items!

#meow

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

#sigh

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff